Billy Clyde was up in the hilly woods, working on his corn experiment, when he noted a bear about as close as his shotgun. He reached the weapon, drew back the hammers, and heard a resounding click when he pulled the triggers. Old Billy then quite naturally raised up his eyes to the heavens.
"Lord, I know I ain't been to Sunday School in a 'coon's age, but I'll just betcha this here bear ain't never been!"